Whaddaya mean, PVC? Do I look like I'm going to Gay Pride Parade, huh?
Following the tips from Liina and Jani the Sonic Temple Assassin to check out "Jesus thrift stores", I dropped by to a nearby Salvation Army store, just around the corner from where I live, to search for a replacement for my stolen leatherjacket, and hey presto, got this substitute looking enough like the lost one, for 17 euros. OK, it's really only PVC, not real leather, but it will have to do at least until I've got enough energy to delve seriously into other thrift stores (I've never been really into buying clothes; even as a kid I hated shopping for those with my parents). So finally even Jesus freaks proved their usefulness -- Hallelujah!